Chapter 4. The Haunted Flash Drive


There, among the dusty trinkets, broken tools, and displaced idols of our messy human history, Chloe and Jeremy embraced in a kiss.  His mind raced as he tried to calculate the odds of a workaholic grad student coming by in the wee hours to index, say, some late 17th century cuff links.  Jeremy’s best guess was that he and Chloe probably had the room to themselves until about 7:00 AM.

“Do you know what I’m thinking?” he said, almost panting.

Chloe let her lips brush gently against his neck, and then whispered seductively in his ear, “I will in a minute.”  She discretely removed something from her coat pocket – it resembled a flash drive, except where you would expect to see the standard USB plug there was a four-inch-long metallic needle that tapered to a fine point.   With a sudden, practiced movement, she  plunged the needle into the back of his neck just above the c1 vertebrae, angling for the brain stem.

There was a high pitched whine as the mechanism deployed an energy pulse that surged through Jeremy’s neural networks.  It was powerful enough to make his slack jawed skull momentarily visible through the flesh of his face.

He fell dead at Chloe’s feet, and the acrid smell of singed hair wafted up to her as she inspected the mechanism.  A small, blinking red light embedded in the side of the killer flash drive changed to solid green, indicating the Whole Brain Emulation was a success.  The entirety of Jeremy’s sentient mind had been transferred and stored in the form of light energy on a quantum memory chip.

“That’s pretty neat,” Chloe said as she tucked the device back into her pocket and stepped over the body.  She noted the clock on the wall when she got to ground level: 12:41 AM.  She really wanted to stop at Roy’s 24/7 Diner for pancakes, but there wasn’t time.  She had to rendezvous with an agent on the outskirts of some little farm town way out in the sticks.

Chloe sighed and fed a few dollars into the vending machine, finally opting for M&M’s and Cool Ranch Doritos.  “Breakfast of champions,” she muttered as she headed out the door.


Chapter 3. Digging up Jupiter


The quaint little get together Jeremy envisioned earlier that day had ballooned into a seething mass of debauchery.  He was doing tequila shots in the kitchen with people he didn’t know.  The room wasn’t spinning yet, but the floor seemed to have tilted about fifteen degrees. Through a haze of hash smoke, he saw Chloe walk through the front door.

Jeremy waved to her, and she made her way through the fray toward him.  He was glad she showed up, despite the strange incident outside Hannah Hall.  He wondered if, perhaps, he had dreamed the whole thing.  After all, he could have dozed off while he was on the bench waiting for her.  He could have been in a half dream, half waking state when he saw her turn into mist, and then materialize back into flesh and bone.  That explanation suddenly seemed very plausible to him.  Occam’s Razor, he thought.  The simplest explanation is usually the best explanation.  

“Chloe, I’m sorry about . . .” he began.

“. . . Water under the bridge,” she said, and smiled radiantly.

“Wanna drink?” Jeremy asked, a bit wobbly.

“How about this one?” she said as she took the tequila shot he was holding and downed it in one big gulp.

“I didn’t know you drink tequila,” Jeremy said.

“Me either,” she said, wincing.  “You want to go somewhere?”

“Sure.  Like where?”

“You’ll see,” she said, and took his hand.

It was a cool night, and the Moon lit their way as they made the short walk to campus.  Chloe stopped at a side entrance to the Science building and produced a key card from her pocket.  She swiped it and the electronic sensor over the door handle flashed green.  She opened the door and said, “After you.”

“How’d you get a key?”

“The teaching assistant for Doctor Russel’s ‘Western Civilization class’ gave it to me.  I think he’s a bit smitten.”

“Yeah,” Jeremy said.  “Smitten enough to risk getting kicked out of the grad program.”

“Come on.  Just act like you belong here and it’ll be fine.  I want to show you something.”

They walked through a labyrinth of corridors and descended a staircase. At the bottom of the stairwell there was another security door, and Chloe worked her magic with the ill-gotten key card. They entered what looked to be a warehouse entirely outfitted with gray metal shelving from floor to ceiling.  The shelves were stocked with a mishmash of crumbling pottery, rusty swords, broken spears, tarnished coins, and assorted textiles in varying states of decay.

“What is all this?” Jeremy said.

“Artifacts, I guess.  Stuff they found at archaeological sites, and they thought it was important enough to catalogue and put it in a climate controlled basement.  Here, this is what I wanted to show you,” she said, pointing to a shelf labeled M317-A43.  There was a marble bust of a bearded man with wavy hair.  The nose had crumbled away, but the overall impression was that this individual had been very handsome, and very imposing.

“He looks like a rockstar,” Jeremy observed. “Like Jim Morrison before he got pudgy.”

“Well, you’re close,” Chloe chuckled.  “That’s the Roman God, Jupiter.  They excavated it in Calamus, Algeria, which was a Roman province way back when.”

“How did the university get it?”

“It’s on loan to our anthropology department.”

Jeremy was quiet for a moment, and then said, “Do you think it’s weird?”

“Do I think what’s weird?”

“How people are born, and most of them struggle through life, and they die.  They just die, and decades and centuries and millennia go by, and we sift through the things they leave behind.  It’s just really . . . depressing.”

“I guess it is kind of depressing if you only consider the things – the physical objects we recover from the ground.  But the way I see it, these things are the manifestation of ideas.  That’s the part that can’t rust, or rot away.  Ideas resonate in their own perfectness, separate and distinct from the physical universe.”

“Wow, Chloe.  Have you been talking to my roommate, Chett?  Because that’s really way out there in outer space.”

“Well, you were the one being a buzzkill.  I was just trying to put a positive spin on it for your sake,” she said as she folded her arms.




“Well, something apparently.”

“I . . .”

“. . . Just kiss me,” she said.







Chapter 2. Prone to Glitches

I’ve decided to parcel out the serial fiction in weekly installments, rather than monthly.  So far, this has been a fun little project for me.  I hope you enjoy it.



Chapter 2. Prone to Glitches

As Jeremy walked up the stairs to his apartment, he could hear the driving bass from the stereo and smell the hash fumes.  His roommate, Chett, was already in full party mode.  Well, it is Friday, he thought.  Then again, that guy is always in full party mode.

As soon as Jeremy walked through the door, a beer can arced across the living toward his head.  He caught it reflexively.  “Thanks, Chett,” he said as he cracked the beer and chugged frantically before the foam could overflow onto the carpet.

“No problem, bro.  I could tell you were stressed before you even walked in.  You really have a stressed out vibe today.  Like, way more than usual.”

“Something insanely weird just happened to me, actually.  Did you leave some hits of acid laying around, or put magic mushrooms on the left over pizza, or anything like that?”

“No way, bro.  It’s the Matrix.  It’s been real glitchy, lately,” Chett said, and then sparked up his four-foot tall water bong.

Glitchy – the word bounced around in Jeremy’s mind.  What did Chloe say? There are glitches sometimes.

“What do you mean the Matrix is glitchy?” Jeremy demanded.

After about fifteen seconds, Chett exhaled a voluminous cloud of smoke, and said, “You know that guy?  That astrophysicist from Maryland?”

“No,” Jeremy said, a little aggravated, “I don’t know that astrophysicist from Maryland.”  Talking to Chett required the patience of Job.  He was a smart guy who could sometimes provide keen insight, if you could stay with him through all the obscure references and disjointed segues.

“Well, that guy from Maryland found out the universe is really a computer simulation.”

“And how’s he know that?”

“He was studying String Theory, and he found computer code in it.”

“What does that even mean?” Jeremy said, exasperated.

“It means we’re in a big ass computer simulation, bro.”

“And it’s prone to glitches?”

“Yeah.  Like, God, or the aliens, or whoever’s outside of the simulation needs to call their IT guy to have it debugged.”

Jeremy considered this statement for a moment, and then was seized by a fit of laughter.  It felt good to laugh like that.

“That’s what I’m talking about, bro,” Chett said. “That’s the kind of vibes you want to put out there.  Let’s have a party tonight.  It just feels like a party night, doesn’t it?”

“Yeah,” Jeremy said, after he composed himself.   “Maybe just a few people.” He walked over to the fridge to grab another beer and he couldn’t help but notice Chett texting away with considerable intensity.

“Just a few people, right?” Jeremy said suspiciously.

“Yeah,” Chett said, “Give or take.”

Serial Fiction

I thought I’d try an exercise in writing serial fiction.  My objective is to get an installment out on the last Sunday of every month.  This isn’t going to be novel length –  maybe four or five installments.  I thought it would be interesting to see how a narrative develops in this format.  So far, it looks like the story is leaning toward horror, or possibly Sci Fi, or maybe some combination of the two.  I’m not quite sure how this is going to go.  Questions and comments are always welcome.




It was not a dark and stormy night, and that was the scary part.  If it had been, Jeremy could have chalked it up to an overactive imagination brought on by watching one too many paranormal videos on Youtube.  As it turned out, it was a bright sunny day in mid autumn.  There was no doubting his senses.

He was sitting on a bench outside Hannah Hall waiting for his sort-of-girlfriend, Chloe, to finish her French exam.  He wasn’t sure if it was a date or not, but whatever it was, they were going to walk to the student union for a bite to eat.  It was hard to get a read on her.  She said she didn’t like to put labels on things, and Jeremy accepted that because she was very eccentric, and highly intelligent.  She was also smokin’ hot, so he decided to wait awhile longer to see how things would play out.

Chloe came walking out of the building at about a quarter ‘til two.  Jeremy realized she had finished her exam in fifteen minutes.  He wondered how she ended up at a mediocre state university when she clearly had Ivy League brains.  He wondered about a lot of things.  She told him her parents split up when she was a kid, and she was shuffled between grandparents, aunts, uncles, and foster homes until she was eighteen. She said she had lived just about everywhere in the country, but she didn’t think of any place as home.

Chloe descended the stone stairs, looking quite stunning.  She was tall and tan with dark hair, and blue eyes like glacial ice.  A lot of people thought she wore colored contact lenses, but that wasn’t the case.  It was just in her genes.  And in her jeans, Jeremy chuckled to himself.  He was an English major – always on the lookout for puns, especially bawdy ones.

He waved to her, and she waived back.  He had a cheesy line he was going to say to her in French: Ça t’a fait mal quand tu es tombée du ciel ? He had practiced the pronunciation for a solid half hour, and he felt like he had it down fairly well.  It translates to something like, Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?  He thought she’d get a kick out of it, or at least appreciate the effort.  But what he saw next made him forget the line.  In fact, it made him forget about his notions of reality.

Chloe began to blink on and off, as if phasing out of existence.  Then, in mid-stride, she vanished completely.  Jeremy wanted to scream out for her, but terror had crystallized in him.  He was unable to move or think.  A diffuse fog appeared in the space she had occupied.  It collected in roughly human form, and drifted toward him.  The fog seemed to gain density and opaqueness as it closed the distance, becoming less like a vapor and more like a syrupy liquid, then like sand, and finally, Chloe was restored in her entirety.

She plopped down on the bench next to him and said dramatically, “I’m so glad that exam is over.  I think I got an A, or a high B at worst.”

Jeremy’s faculties were jolted back to life, and he stood abruptly and took a big step backward.

“What’s wrong?” she asked.

“Chloe, what just happened?”

“I finished my exam, silly.  Now we’re gonna get lunch.”

“Tell me what just happened.”

“I’m sorry, Jeremy.  You weren’t supposed to see that.  There are glitches, sometimes.”

“Tell me what just happened.  Please.”

“Don’t pry,” she said.

“They have cameras all over campus.  I’ll get the surveillance video.”

“Go home, Jeremy.  Go out with your friends tonight. Forget about this.”

Writing a Novel

clockSo, you’ve come up with a riveting concept and several well developed characters that are going to land you a lucrative book deal.  Now, all you have to do is sit down and write the book.  It seems obvious, but this is where most writers utterly fail.  They talk about how they’re going to start writing the book.  They post their intentions on social media, and make appropriate adjustments to mood and status.  They go to coffee shops and get amped up on high octane java and outline everything they’ll need to do to start writing.  They hang opulent calendars and highlight critical dates with fluorescent markers that will keep them on schedule.  They do everything except write the damned book.

It takes a lot of work to transform those intriguing concepts and vibrant characters into what we recognize as language.  In previous posts, I’ve presented some tips and tricks on how to get in touch with your creative side.  Today, I’m going to give you my two cents on tackling the practical side.

Dress for the Job:

Even if you’re working from home, it’s important to formalize the writing process by actually getting dressed.  I don’t put on a suit and tie, but I do put on pants, a shirt, and shoes.  Lounging on the sofa in my boxers does not make for a productive writing session.

The Writing Session:

I touched on this briefly in my last post.  I dedicate 90 minute blocks of time to writing.  I schedule these blocks throughout the week, and I take them very seriously.  Unless I have a severed artery, or there are mushroom clouds on the horizon, I write for an hour and a half.  I started with twenty-minute writing blocks, and gradually increased the sessions.  An hour and a half seems to be my max.  Any more, and I lose focus and efficiency.

I show up to my writing session with a very solid idea of what I’m going to be writing for the next hour and a half.  That means the creative process is largely completed – all my notes, scribblings, and sketches are on hand.  Refer to my previous posts if you’d like some insight into my creative process.

Finer Points:

I like to be comfortable, but not cozy.  I get more done in a cool room – somewhere around 65 degrees Fahrenheit.  I don’t devour a huge meal before my writing session, but I do have a light snack.  I don’ drink any alcohol before or during my writing session.  Some people think chemicals enhance their writing ability, but I know for certain they don’t help me in the least.  Lastly, I have to be sitting upright in a sturdy chair at a desk to really get every last bit of productivity out of my writing session.

Of course, what works for me won’t apply to everybody.  It’s up to you to optimize your writing sessions.  The clock is ticking.  I suggest you get started.


Keep writing, keep revising, and be kind.



When Your Muse is on Hiatus

It’s easy to write creatively when your muse shows up and fills your head with elegant verse and provocative prose.  But what do you do when your muse decides to call in sick, or worse, goes on a week-long booze cruise in Cancun?

A serious writer should try to keep a cache of ideas to survive these creative droughts.  I tend to be more creative at night, so I dedicate a half hour per night to brainstorming ideas.  I don’t have a specific time – it just has to be dark outside.  The ideas are usually very raw – sometimes just a single word, sometimes a phrase, sometimes a sentence complete with a subject and predicate.

I isolate the ideas that seem to have potential, and I expand them into content for this blog, or into poems, or short fiction.  I do this by dedicating 90 minute blocks of time to my actual writing, or as I call it, No B.S. Writing Sessions.  I schedule two or three of these writing sessions per week, and I try to sneak in another one or two on weekends.  Believe it or not, I wrote a 90,000 word Sci Fi manuscript in just under a year by sticking to my formula.  Of course, getting the manuscript to complete the metamorphosis into a full-fledged novel is a whole other thing.  If that ever happens, you’ll be sure to hear about it.

The point is this: The seconds, and minutes, and hours you need to be a productive writer are there for the taking.  Don’t believe me?  Here’s something I scribbled down while I was on hold with tech support –Time bleeds out of me into the thirsty sand.

Now, I was on hold for about three minutes, and I could have killed that time by playing Solitaire, or Candy Crush, or twiddling my thumbs, but I elected to brainstorm a little bit.

During my next 90 minute writing session, I looked at my cache of ideas and there it was: Time bleeds out of me into the thirsty sand.  I thought it sounded kind of poetic, so I elaborated on it.  Eventually, I completed the poem.

It’s about a guy who lost his Muse.  I kind of like it, and I feel like it’s good enough to share with you.  By the way, it was the inspiration for this week’s blog.  And to think, it all started while I was on hold with tech support.


Keep writing, keep revising, and be kind.









The blank page has swelled into some forsaken

wasteland where words cannot grow,

where morning never comes, but I can feel Time bleeding

out of me into the thirsty sand beneath my feet.

I have stumbled upon the skeleton of my Muse,

half buried in a windswept dune, still clutching her lyre.

I crack open the long bones and suck out the marrow;

these are all the words she had left in her.






The Benefits of Haiku

Several posts ago, my topic of the week was on the literary form of haibun.  Typically, a haibun piece consists of a prose narrative followed by a haiku that illuminates some aspect of the prose in a subtle, but meaningful way.  I am still quite the novice at this form, however, I felt that I knew enough to submit a work of my own to a journal called, Haibun Today.

A few weeks later I was contacted by the publication’s general editor, Ray Rasmussen.  He felt the prose portion of my submission was strong, but the haiku needed work.  A lot of work.  Under his patient guidance, I was able to revise the piece, and it was ultimately accepted for publication in the upcoming December 2017 edition.

This post isn’t about me patting myself on the back.  Well, it is a little bit because it means a lot to have my work appear in a journal that I hold dear to my heart.  But besides that, this post is meant to reinforce a theme I touched on two months ago.  It was titled, “On Rejection.”

In that post, I emphasized how valuable an editor’s constructive criticism can be for a writer.  It’s rare when an editor takes the time to do this for an unsolicited submission. Seize the opportunity when it happens.  Chances are you’re going to learn something about the craft of writing.

And that’s exactly what happened to me.  I learned something about writing haiku – and I can apply that lesson to every facet of my writing.  Haiku forces a writer to focus a concept into a literary laser beam.  A lot has to happen in seventeen syllables or less, and if it’s done well, the reader’s brain will vaporize from the impact your haiku just made.  There is a ton of helpful articles out there on the subject – Ray Rasmussen gave me this link to get me started, and I highly recommend it to you:

I’m not claiming to be a haiku expert, but I am claiming that studying the haiku form can help a writer eliminate a lot of the mental clutter that tends to bog them down.  When you’re writing in English, you can express a concept in a multitude of ways.  A given word could have dozens of synonyms that ever so slightly change the tone of a phrase or sentence.  Sometimes I get overwhelmed by the possibilities.

Reading and writing haiku for a half hour or so seems to prime my brain to think more concisely.  My mind feels more focused and agile, and my writing session is noticeably more productive.  If I was independently wealthy, I’d commission a team of cognitive scientists to figure out why this happens to me.  But, unless I hit the Mega Millions, you’re just gonna have to take my word for it.  And see if it works for you.  It certainly won’t hurt.

I’ll leave you with a haiku I finished a few nights ago.  Keep writing, keep revising, and be kind.





pastel sky

lazy shadows spill

from the still trees






Archives: Three Band Names


When you work in the trades, there can be unexpected delays that pop up on any given workday. Sometimes it’s due to weather, and other times it’s the mechanical failure of a key piece of equipment. Whatever the reason, prolonged downtime on a construction site is never fun. One thing I do to kill time in these situations is come up with band names. If anyone is starting a band and can’t think of a name, consider these suggestions:

  • Trebuchet
  • Gossamer Spaghetti
  • Krakatoa Rumble
  • Rickshaw


Entropy Scissors: An Exercise in Dadaism

Dada, or Dadaism, was an anti-art movement initiated by artists back in 1916.  If that sounds counter intuitive, good, it’s supposed to.  It was a reaction to the carnage of World War I – a rejection of the dogma that lead vast numbers of young men to their deaths in the hellish trenches that scarred Europe’s landscape. It was also a slap in the face to the elitists who controlled the art community  – smelling salts intended to wake them from their complacent catnap.  The Dada artists took the idiocy and brashness that had contaminated the world and used them to express their own outrage.  Bizarre sculptures, gibberish poetry, and noise symphonies were some of the forms they employed to provoke people into assessing their own moral values.

The state of global politics today is terrifying to me.  Sometimes my tendency is to insulate myself with layers and layers of apathy.  Of course, that is the absolute worst thing we can do as informed citizens of the world.  To remind myself (and others) that it’s not O.K. to bury my head in the sand, I have made my own Dada poem according to the instructions of one of Dada’s pioneers – Tristan Tzara.  It’s simple really: Take a newspaper article, cut out each word, and place the individual words in a bag.  Shake vigorously.  Reach into the bag and blindly pick out a word.  Write that word down.   Continue the process until there are no more words left in the bag.  There’s your poem.

I printed out an article from apnews dot com.  It was titled, “UN Condemns North Korea’s ‘Highly Provocative’ Missile Test.”  I didn’t have the time or patience to cut out every single word, so I only used words from the first three paragraphs.  I also limited the poem to 50 words.  Even though this was an abridged effort, I still think the point came across splendidly.  The poem is the degeneration of a highly ordered state into one of disorder.  I read it out loud, and it sounds absolutely horrible.  The author’s original intent is lost entirely, and there was no cadence, besides the cadence I might use when reading through a grocery list.  Let this be a lesson: If the citizens of the world allow their governments to lead them down a destructive path, society will devolve into chaos, and poetry will utterly suck.  If I had to title this monstrosity, I would call it, Entropy Scissors.


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Be good citizens, be good people, and keep writing.


Comments Section

Sometimes I can’t help but lose faith in our species when I scroll through the comments section of a youtube video.  The ignorance, and the hate, and fear I see makes me think we’re still a bunch of wild animals.  Language is our greatest invention, and we use it for all the wrong reasons too many times.  Here’s a poem I wrote in response to all the hate.  Feel free to cut and paste it to the comments section of a youtube video whenever people start acting like idiots.



The comments are loose like rabid beasts. Half blind,

gut shot, bleeding out, crashing mindlessly

toward anything that moves.

-Hawkelson Rainier