Serial Sci-Fi


Chapter 3. Digging Up Jupiter

The quaint little get together Jeremy envisioned earlier that day had ballooned into a seething mass of debauchery. He was doing tequila shots in the kitchen with people he didn’t know. The room wasn’t spinning yet, but the floor seemed to have tilted about fifteen degrees. Through a haze of hash smoke, he saw Chloe walk through the front door.

Jeremy waved to her, and she made her way through the fray toward him. He was glad she showed up, despite the strange incident outside Hannah Hall. He wondered if, perhaps, he had dreamed the whole thing. After all, he could have dozed off while he was on the bench waiting for her. He could have been in a half dream, half waking state when he saw her turn into mist, and then materialize back into flesh and bone. That explanation suddenly seemed very plausible to him. Occam’s Razor, he thought. The simplest explanation is usually the best explanation.

“Chloe, I’m sorry about . . .” he began.

“. . . Water under the bridge,” she said and smiled radiantly.

“Wanna drink?” Jeremy asked, a bit wobbly.

“How about this one?” she said as she took the tequila shot he was holding and downed it in one big gulp.

“I didn’t know you drink tequila,” Jeremy said.

“Me either,” she said, wincing. “You want to go somewhere?”

“Sure. Like where?”

“You’ll see,” she said and took his hand.

It was a cool night, and the Moon lit their way as they made the short walk to campus. Chloe stopped at a side entrance to the Science building and produced a key card from her pocket. She swiped it, and the electronic sensor over the door handle flashed green. She opened the door and said, “After you.”

“How’d you get a key?”

“The teaching assistant for Doctor Russel’s ‘Western Civilization class’ gave it to me. I think he’s a bit smitten.”

“Yeah,” Jeremy said. “Smitten enough to risk getting kicked out of the grad program.”

“Come on. Just act like you belong here, and it’ll be fine. I want to show you something.”

They walked through a labyrinth of corridors and descended a staircase. At the bottom of the stairwell, there was another security door, and Chloe worked her magic with the ill-gotten key card. They entered what looked to be a warehouse entirely outfitted with gray metal shelving from floor to ceiling. The shelves were stocked with a mishmash of crumbling pottery, rusty swords, broken spears, tarnished coins, and assorted textiles in varying states of decay.

“What is all this?” Jeremy said.

“Artifacts, I guess. Stuff they found at archaeological sites, and they thought it was important enough to catalog and put it in a climate controlled basement. Here, this is what I wanted to show you,” Chloe said, pointing to a shelf labeled M317-A43. There was a marble bust of a bearded man with wavy hair. The nose had crumbled away, but the overall impression was that this individual had been very handsome, and very imposing.

“He looks like a rockstar,” Jeremy observed. “Like Jim Morrison before he got pudgy.”

“Well, you’re close,” Chloe chuckled. “That’s the Roman God, Jupiter. They excavated it in Calamus, Algeria, which was a Roman province way back when.”

“How did the university get it?”

“It’s on loan to our anthropology department.”

Jeremy was quiet for a moment, and then said, “Do you think it’s weird?”

“Do I think what’s weird?”

“How people are born, and most of them struggle through life, and they die. They just die, and decades and centuries and millennia go by, and we sift through the things they leave behind. It’s just really . . . depressing.”

“I guess it is kind of depressing if you only consider the things – the physical objects we recover from the ground. But the way I see it, these things are the manifestation of ideas. That’s the part that can’t rust, or rot away. Ideas resonate in their own perfectness, separate and distinct from the physical universe.”

“Wow, Chloe. Have you been talking to my roommate, Chett? Because that’s really way out there in outer space.”

“Well, you were the one being a buzzkill. I was just trying to put a positive spin on it for your sake,” she said as she folded her arms.




“Well, something apparently.”

“I . . .”

“. . . Just kiss me,” she said.







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Chapter 2. Prone to Glitches

As Jeremy walked up the stairs to his apartment, he could hear the driving bass from the stereo and smell the hash fumes. His roommate, Chett, was already in full party mode. Well, it is Friday, he thought. Then again, that guy was always in full party mode.

As soon as Jeremy walked through the door, a beer can arced across the living toward his head. He caught it reflexively. “Thanks, Chett,” he said as he cracked the beer and chugged frantically before the foam could overflow onto the carpet.

“No problem, bro. I could tell you were stressed before you even walked in. You really have a stressed out vibe today. Like, way more than usual.”

“Something insanely weird just happened to me, actually. Did you leave some hits of acid laying around, or put magic mushrooms on the leftover pizza, or anything like that?”

“No way, bro. It’s the Matrix. It’s been real glitchy lately,” Chett said, and then sparked up his four-foot tall water bong.

Glitchy – the word bounced around in Jeremy’s mind. What did Chloe say? There are glitches sometimes.

“What do you mean the Matrix is glitchy?” Jeremy demanded.

After about fifteen seconds, Chett exhaled a voluminous cloud of smoke, and said, “You know that guy? That astrophysicist from Maryland?”

“No,” Jeremy said, a little aggravated, “I don’t know that astrophysicist from Maryland.” Talking to Chett required the patience of Job. He was a smart guy who could sometimes provide keen insight if you could stay with him through all the obscure references and disjointed segues.

“Well, that guy from Maryland found out the universe is really a computer simulation.”

“And how’s he know that?”

“He was studying String Theory, and he found computer code in it.”

“What does that even mean?” Jeremy said, exasperated.

“It means we’re in a big ass computer simulation, bro.”

“And it’s prone to glitches?”

“Yeah. Like, God, or the aliens, or whoever’s outside of the simulation needs to call their IT guy to have it debugged.”

Jeremy considered this statement for a moment and then was seized by a fit of laughter. It felt good to laugh like that.

“That’s what I’m talking about, bro,” Chett said. “That’s the kind of vibes you want to put out there. Let’s have a party tonight. It just feels like a party night, doesn’t it?”

“Yeah,” Jeremy said after he composed himself. “Maybe just a few people.” He walked over to the fridge to grab another beer, and he couldn’t help but notice Chett texting away with considerable intensity.

“Just a few people, right?” Jeremy said suspiciously.

“Yeah,” Chett said, “Give or take.”

Serial Sci-Fi

I ran this serialized Sci-Fi story about two years ago when I didn’t have much of an audience. Now, there are over 200 people following along with my blog. I thought I’d run it again for those of you who might be interested in seeing some of my prose. I’ll parcel it out in ten short installments in as many days.

I’d also like to thank everyone who has been with me since my humble beginnings, and I’d like to welcome all the newcomers. This really is a great community of bloggers, and I’m genuinely happy to be part of it.




Chapter 1. Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?  


It was not a dark and stormy night, and that was the scary part. If it had been, Jeremy could have chalked it up to an overactive imagination brought on by watching one too many paranormal videos on Youtube. As it turned out, it was a bright sunny day in mid-autumn. There was no doubting his senses.

He was sitting on a bench outside Hannah Hall waiting for his sort of girlfriend, Chloe, to finish her French exam. He wasn’t sure if it was a date or not, but whatever it was, they were going to walk to the student union for a bite to eat. It was hard to get a read on her. She said she didn’t like to put labels on things, and Jeremy accepted that because she was very eccentric and highly intelligent. She was also smokin’ hot, so he decided to wait a while longer to see how things would play out.

Chloe came walking out of Hannah Hall at about a quarter ‘til two. Jeremy realized she had finished her exam in fifteen minutes. He wondered how she ended up at a mediocre state university when she clearly had Ivy League brains. He wondered about a lot of things. She told him her parents split up when she was a kid, and she was shuffled between grandparents, aunts, uncles, and foster homes until she was eighteen. She said she had lived just about everywhere in the country, but she didn’t think of any place as home.

Chloe descended the stone stairs, looking quite stunning. She was tall and tan with dark hair and blue eyes like glacial ice. A lot of people thought she wore colored contact lenses, but that wasn’t the case. It was just in her genes. And in her jeans, Jeremy chuckled to himself. He was an English major – always on the lookout for puns, especially bawdy ones.

He waved and she waved back. He had a cheesy line he was going to say to her in French: Ça t’a fait mal quand tu es tombée du ciel? He had practiced the pronunciation for a half hour, and he felt like he had it down fairly well. It translates to something like, Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? He thought she’d get a kick out of it, or at least appreciate the effort. But what he saw next made him forget the line. In fact, it made him forget about his notions of reality.

Chloe began to blink on and off as if phasing out of existence. Then, in mid-stride, she vanished completely. Jeremy wanted to scream out for her, but terror had crystallized in him. He was unable to move or think. A diffuse fog appeared in the space she had occupied. It collected in roughly human form and drifted toward him. The fog seemed to gain density and opaqueness as it closed the distance, becoming less like a vapor and more like a syrupy liquid, then like sand, and finally, Chloe was restored in her entirety.

She plopped down on the bench next to him and said dramatically, “I’m so glad that exam is over. I think I got an A or a high B at worst.”

Jeremy’s faculties were jolted back to life, and he stood abruptly and took a big step backward.

“What’s wrong?” she asked.

“Chloe, what just happened?”

“I finished my exam, silly. Now we’re gonna get lunch.”

“Tell me what just happened.”

“I’m sorry, Jeremy. You weren’t supposed to see that. There are glitches, sometimes. Go home, Jeremy. Forget about this.”

Horror Haiku: Shadow Person

Recently, I watched a documentary style video on Youtube about the “Shadow People Phenomenon.” I take those types of videos with a grain of salt, believing they’re more for entertainment than anything else.

But there were two details that I found rather troubling. The first one had to do with a witness describing a shadow person being like vapor. The second thing that really struck me was that there seems to be a strong correlation between sleep paralysis and the appearance of these shadowy figures.

These details resonated with me because I personally experienced something like this when I was 18 years old. I was just home from the hospital, recovering from reconstructive knee surgery (an injury I sustained in a football game). I had been on a morphine drip the day before, then downgraded to Demerol, then finally sent home with a bottle of Tylenol 3.

I was asleep in my bed when I suddenly woke, but found myself unable to move. Then, I watched a “smoky” figure walk right by the foot of my bed and disappear through the wall. There were even little plumes of smoke that trailed behind it, and lingered in the room momentarily after it had gone.

I chalked it up as a side effect of the pain killers I’d been popping like Tic Tacs. It seemed like a good, logical explanation. For the record, I’m gonna stick to that explanation. However, I will admit, the video I watched made me waiver for a second or two.

Anyway, I wrote a haiku to commemorate the bizarre hallucination I had all those years ago. Enjoy.

a silhouette walks

swiftly across my bedroom

leaving wisps of smoke

Chapter 7. Outside the Box


Chett pulled the car over to admire the two Suns in the sky – one in the East and one in the West.  After a few seconds, the anomalous star in the West vanished, and all appeared to be right in the world again.  Of course, he knew that wasn’t the case.  The virus was already active inside the simulation – the cosmic software was corrupted.  Small glitches in continuity would eventually ripple into huge disturbances as the laws of Physics unraveled.  Even though he had worked on the team that programmed the virus, he wasn’t exactly sure how it would play out.  Maybe the strong nuclear force would cease to function, and all the atoms in existence would spontaneously fly apart into their constituent particles, unleashing a fiery cataclysm that would vaporize everything in the universe.  Or, maybe it would just go dark.  It was hard to tell.

Chett didn’t have time to worry about it.  If everything worked out, he wouldn’t be around for the final act.  He merged back onto the road, keeping a watchful eye on the rear view mirror for the next fifteen minutes.  He was fairly confident nobody was tailing him, and he turned off onto a seldom used logging road.  About a half mile into the forest, the road was reduced to little more than a trail, and soon after that his tires were spinning in mud.

It would be a hard two mile walk over rugged terrain, and he’d have to do it with an unpredictable spy in tow.

“Come on, Princess.  Out of the trunk,” Chett instructed.

“That’s some fashion statement,” Chloe remarked.  “A tie-die shirt and camouflage pants.”

“Dress to impress – that’s my motto.”

“Where we goin’?” she asked casually.

“We’ve got a date with your little Gray alien friends.  Start walking,” Chett said as he pointed out the general direction.  “I’ll be right behind you, so don’t get any ideas.”

Chloe moved tentatively through the overgrown vegetation, always a bit off balance because her hands were still bound behind her back.  “You know, I’d be able to go a lot faster if you’d just cut the tape off my wrists.”

“You’re doing fine, Princess.  Slow and steady wins the race,” Chett said.

“Were you sent here by the Programmers?” she asked.

“I’m one of the Programmers.  This simulation was my life’s work.  Now it has to be destroyed.”


“There were some unexpected complications.”

“Care to elaborate?”

“There are lifeforms in the simulation that are quite capable of thinking outside the box.  In fact, a couple of them got out of the box, and are running around loose in the real world.  And now we think they’re trying to open a nexus so ten or twenty billion of their closest friends can join the party.”

“That must be really embarrassing for you and your colleagues,” Chloe observed.

“Let’s just say nobody is looking forward to their performance evaluation this year.”



Chapter 6. Life on the Lam


Chloe was more than a bit put off by the accommodations in the safe house.  There was a cot, a pillow,  a scratchy blanket, and a cupboard stocked with some canned goods.  The bathroom was about the size of a broom closet, and the water in the shower never got hotter than lukewarm.  Apparently, the Gray aliens never heard of Martha Stewart.  As far as they were concerned, Chloe’s basic needs were met, and they weren’t going to furnish the place with even a single doily.

Well, that’s life on the lam, Chloe sighed.  Her best guess was that some Barney Fife already listed her as a person of interest in Jeremy’s murder.  Plenty of people saw them leave the party together.  Of course, there wasn’t a sober person in the house that night, and their credibility as witnesses would be severely undermined by even the most incompetent public defender.

The surveillance cameras were a different story though.  The two genetically engineered agents in Guy Noir outfits were supposed to use some kind of magnetic device to interfere with the cameras, but who knows.  Chloe didn’t trust them – she just played along because they were her only connection to the Gray aliens.  Not that she trusted the Grays, but they were her only remaining connection to the Programmers who existed outside the simulation.  She didn’t exactly trust the Programmers either, but they were her creators, and at least that was something you could hang your hat on.

When the Programmers had a direct link into her mind, they controlled her thoughts and actions to achieve their ends. The world existed in a binary state where any given switch was either on or off at any given time.  Life was simple.

Once the link was severed, Chloe’s mind wandered out into philosophical waters – dangerous waters.  Pesky, human thoughts began to bob to the surface.  She considered the nature of this existence: Are the experiences of the beings inside the simulation genuine?  If so, what are the ethical implications of my actions?  What, exactly, are the Programmers looking for?  If the simulation crashes, will I exist in some capacity in another reality?  Or, is that it?  Goodnight, Vienna.  No mas.  Finito.

There were plenty of questions, and no real answers.  Chloe grabbed a can of albacore out of the cupboard, but then set it back down as she was gripped with anxiety and indecision.  There were the health risks of  mercury contamination to consider, and it made her sad to think of the dolphins that get caught in the tuna nets.  Does any of this even matter in a simulated universe, she wondered.

Her thoughts were cutoff when front door blew off the hinges – splinters rained  sideways through the room.  Chloe was momentarily knocked out by the concussive force of the blast.  When she came to, she recognized the assailant – it was Jeremy’s roommate, Chett.  He looked certifiably insane with a Cheshire Cat grin, oversized mirrored sunglasses, a tie-dye t-shirt with a big peace symbol on the front, jungle print camouflage pants, and a handheld weapon she guessed was something beyond human technology.

He gave her some instructions, but she couldn’t understand.  Her ears were ringing, everything was foggy.  Chett produced a roll of duct tape from one of his cargo pockets and secured her hands behind her back.  He got her to her feet and marched her outside.  The two men in black agents who were supposed to be protecting her lay dead in the gravel driveway – both face down in a pool of grayish fluid.  Presumably, it was their own blood.

Chett searched through their pockets and recovered the Brain Emulation Device that contained a facsimile of Jeremy’s mind.  He ushered Chloe into the trunk of a maroon colored Chevy Impala, and she tried to keep her sense of direction as the car accelerated down the long driveway and turned west onto the county road.

It occurred to Chloe that a college stoner with a 1.8 GPA certainly wouldn’t be capable of silently assassinating two men in black agents.  Chett must be working for someone big – maybe someone outside the simulation.







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Chapter 5. One-Hundred Thousand Quadrillion Vigintillion

The heater in Chloe’s 1999 Ford Ranger gave up the ghost about ten miles in to the hundred and twenty mile ride.  “Unbelievable,” she said out loud as the absurdity of the situation sunk in.

She knew there was no such thing as magic – she didn’t expect them to equip her with a flying carpet or a Pegasus.  There exists roughly 10^82 atoms in the observable universe – in plain English that number is pronounced, one-hundred thousand quadrillion vigintillion.  It’s unfathomable.  But if they dropped in just one more atom, and the ledger didn’t balance, the whole simulation would crash and our universe would cease to be.  Thermodynamics, the law of conservation of energy, and all that jazz always apply.  The Programmers who exist outside the simulation must play by the rules, lest they break their own toy.

“But you’d think they could have at least hooked me up with a vehicle that was built in this century,” she complained, the words condensing into little puffs of vapor inside the frigid cab.

Chloe made an unscheduled stop at an all night diner to get some hot coffee, and for those pancakes she’d been craving.  The detour set her back almost a half hour, and when she got to the rendezvous point on a gravel service road at the edge of a cornfield, the two agents seemed more agitated than usual.

Even the most casual conspiracy theorist would have recognized them as Men in Black.  They wore dark suits complete with Humphrey Bogart hats, and had ashen, hairless faces.  Their eyes seemed a little too big, and their movements were not very fluid.

Only one of them talked – that had been the protocol during each of the previous three meetings as well.

“Was the brain emulation a success?” the talker asked.

“Yes,” Chloe confirmed.

“Give me the emulation device.”

“You’re welcome,” she said as she handed it over.  It wasn’t bravado – she simply wasn’t afraid of these guys.  They were genetically engineered errand boys cooked up by the Gray aliens on some frosty moon base back in the 1940’s.  She was next generation technology – concocted by the Programmers themselves and carefully spliced into the cosmic algorithm to have powers of telepathy, telekinesis, and invisibility.  She was well equipped to serve her purpose: Espionage.

The problem was that the computational processes driving the simulation had somehow become corrupted.  That little incident when she phase shifted in front Jeremy was every bit as inconvenient and embarrassing as showing up for a date with cold sore.  She wouldn’t have killed him if it hadn’t been for that.  Silly as it sounds, she sorta had a crush on him.

Now she was very much alone, and her superhuman powers were gone, perhaps the result of her specialized program reverting to default mode in order to conserve memory in an increasingly unstable computer simulation.  She had become just an ordinary girl, albeit, one who looked like a model and had a level genius I.Q.

“I SAID YOU’RE WELCOME!” Chloe shouted.

“Thank you,” he finally said in his awkward, almost digitized voice.  “We’ll be in contact with your next set of instructions.” With that, the strange men in dark suits ambled to their idling car and drove away.  It was a late model Mercedes-Benz luxury E-Class sedan in either Black, or Obsidian Black. She couldn’t quite tell – it was too dark out.

Chloe got back in her rusting pickup truck, and for the first time in her existence, she cried.  I know one thing, she thought to herself, I’d look a hell of a lot cuter in that car than those two dorks.  



Chapter 4. The Haunted Flash Drive


There, among the dusty trinkets, broken tools, and displaced idols of our messy human history, Chloe and Jeremy embraced in a kiss.  His mind raced as he tried to calculate the odds of a workaholic grad student coming by in the wee hours to index, say, some late 17th century cuff links.  Jeremy’s best guess was that he and Chloe probably had the room to themselves until about 7:00 AM.

“Do you know what I’m thinking?” he said, almost panting.

Chloe let her lips brush gently against his neck, and then whispered seductively in his ear, “I will in a minute.”  She discretely removed something from her coat pocket – it resembled a flash drive, except where you would expect to see the standard USB plug there was a four-inch-long metallic needle that tapered to a fine point.   With a sudden, practiced movement, she  plunged the needle into the back of his neck just above the c1 vertebrae, angling for the brain stem.

There was a high pitched whine as the mechanism deployed an energy pulse that surged through Jeremy’s neural networks.  It was powerful enough to make his slack jawed skull momentarily visible through the flesh of his face.

He fell dead at Chloe’s feet, and the acrid smell of singed hair wafted up to her as she inspected the mechanism.  A small, blinking red light embedded in the side of the killer flash drive changed to solid green, indicating the Whole Brain Emulation was a success.  The entirety of Jeremy’s sentient mind had been transferred and stored in the form of light energy on a quantum memory chip.

“That’s pretty neat,” Chloe said as she tucked the device back into her pocket and stepped over the body.  She noted the clock on the wall when she got to ground level: 12:41 AM.  She really wanted to stop at Roy’s 24/7 Diner for pancakes, but there wasn’t time.  She had to rendezvous with an agent on the outskirts of some little farm town way out in the sticks.

Chloe sighed and fed a few dollars into the vending machine, finally opting for M&M’s and Cool Ranch Doritos.  “Breakfast of champions,” she muttered as she headed out the door.