Operations on the waterfront come to a halt when various law enforcement agencies show up for a surprise shakedown. I instruct the crews laboring in the cargo holds of the ship to take a break because the Fuzz is here. My terminology confuses several of the younger longshoremen, and they ask for clarification. I tell them it means the cops, but I admit I don’t know the etymology of the word. One of the guys does a quick Google search on his phone and informs everyone the term “the fuzz” originated in England, and is a reference to the felt covering on the helmets worn by members of the Metropolitan Police Service. The explanation seems plausible enough. Some of the guys take the opportunity to catch up on their sleep. Others ante up for a game of Poker.
Tag: humor
Haiku Archives: Bureau of Motor Vehicles
purgatory is
the line at the B.M.V –
I take a number
Haiku Archives: Gravity Bill
*This haiku was inspired by my belief that everything in the universe will eventually be monetized.
my gravity bill
is more than three months past due –
the Earth drops away
Friday’s Photo: Two Screams
A kid from the neighborhood reacts to my buddy’s pickup truck after it was totaled in an accident. Fortunately, nobody was seriously hurt.
I couldn’t help but notice how similar the kid looks to the figure in the famous Edvard Munch painting, popularly known as, The Scream. *
*By Edvard Munch – National Gallery of Norway, Public Domain, https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=69541493
Haiku: Monday Cancellation
my Muse sent this text:
dude, lyre is in the shop
let’s shoot for Tuesday
Haiku Archives: Call of the Wild Goes to Voicemail
coyotes yowling –
the yellow Lab sniffs the air,
then sleeps by the hearth
Friday’s Photo: The Fuzz
Operations on the waterfront come to a halt when various law enforcement agencies show up for a surprise shakedown. I instruct the crews laboring in the cargo holds of the ship to take a break because the Fuzz is here. My terminology confuses several of the younger longshoremen, and they ask for clarification. I tell them it means the cops, but I admit I don’t know the etymology of the word. One of the guys does a quick Google search on his phone and informs everyone the term “the fuzz” originated in England, and is a reference to the felt covering on the helmets worn by members of the Metropolitan Police Service. The explanation seems plausible enough. Some of the guys take the opportunity to catch up on their sleep. Others ante up for a game of Poker.
Haiku Archives: Bureau of Motor Vehicles
purgatory is
the line at the B.M.V –
I take a number
Haiku: Gravity Bill
*This haiku was inspired by my belief that everything in the universe will eventually be monetized.
my gravity bill
is more than three months past due –
the Earth drops away
Call of the Wild Goes to Voicemail
coyotes yowling –
the yellow Lab sniffs the air,
then sleeps by the hearth